A really stupid story.

Once upon a fish, there was a man named Tringading who was a hot dog vendor. He had a beautiful daughter, but she grew up and ran for Congress and the whole thing was just a big ugly mess. He doesn't like to talk about it.

One day that man, Tringading, decided to leave the fish he had spent so many wonderful nights on and get a real job on land. And so, when he got to on land, he met another fish and moved onto it.

That's the end.