Mondays.

I hate Mondays. They should be officially the last day of the weekend, and let the work week start on Tuesday. Also, I think Fridays should be the first day of the weekend, letting the work week end on Thursday. In summation, the work week should be Tuesday through Thursday, and the weekend should be Friday through Monday. And also a mandatory tax on people who drive under the speed limit put into a private off shore account, in my name.

Who's with me?

We've narrowed down our home selection to 15. But nothing jumps out and screams, "HEY FREAKOS, BUY ME OR SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN A CRAPPY SECTION 8 TWO BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE ON A MARSH." When that happens, we'll probably buy that one. Because, hey, it's a talking house. And with moxie.